Dear [poor schmuck],
ShoppingAds is undergoing a revamping and in the process has redefined the requirements of quality and traffic volume for the publishers we work with. Due to this restructuring, we regret to inform you that we have had to deactivate your account moving forward. If you have remaining earnings in your account from your last payout. You needn't worry- you WILL be paid on or after our next payout date, March 1st, 2009.
Thank you kindly for your cooperation, and good luck with your future marketing endeavors.
The ShoppingAds Team.
Anyone wanna bet that their office lease (sorry-- garage) is only paid up to Feb. 28th? I actually don't recall signing up with these characters. Maybe they're using someone else's database that I willingly signed up with pre-economic collapse.